I recently picked up a book called, http://www.amazon.com/Follow-Your-Dreams-Except-Where/dp/07407636, which I felt I needed to have after it made me laugh out loud in the bookstore.
My favourite page is hard to pick, but I’ll try. 
“Sometimes you just have to exercise a little common sense.
(If you feel blue, just start breathing again)”
See the illustrations here. They are really cute!